After perusing Sports Illustrated’s Golf.com I happened upon a photo gallery titled “10 Worst Golfers.” I was immediately filled with worry that SI happened upon my god-awful performance last weekend in the Timber Creek Regiment Golf Scramble at Orlando’s Rio Pinar Country Club. I had always dreamed of being photographed for SI, but not like this!
Alas, the men listed on this list are much more famous (and infamous) than I. Among those on the dubious list are ESPN broadcaster Chris Berman whom the website accuses of
[Using] hammy catch phrases when announcing U.S. Open (and everything else he does), wears Hawaiian shirts on golf course, swing is dangerous to spectators at pro-ams.
Golf.com forgot to mention that Berman can’t resist his Chi Chi Rodriguez impression every time he makes a putt over three feet. All criticism aside, I certainly don’t view Berman in nearly the same negative light as the political and business figures on the list.